Ross Douthat Sez   "The regulation of sex is an 

inescapable obligation of power."

Free Online Metro Gnome

Garden Gnome Does His Rand Paul Impression at 

Trump Rally in Kentucky

A spectre is haunting Meghan McCain – 

the spectre of Karl Marx gnomes.

"I will fear no evil: for Gnome Chomsky

 art with me."

Cadre of Rude Garden Gnomes Conduct Anti-Trump 

Demonstration on White House Lawn

Playing with his rude garden gnomes is this Trump 

supporter's favorite time of day.

Justice Does Not Sleep Forever

Hillary Clinton Sez: “I’m not sure Bernie is a Democrat. 

He’s running as one, but I think he may be a gnome."

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 

Destroy Earth Next Week

Adventures in Lexicology #17

Gnomic (/ˈnōmik/), adj. 1. Expressed in or of the nature 

of aphorisms. 2. Enigmatic; ambiguous. ["Emily 

Dickinson's most ardent readers and admirers have 

always loved her for her warmth, her gnomic humor 

and her deft, witty criticism of New England propriety."]

Shorter Ross Douthat Sez:  "What the world needs

 now is more copulation that's open to the creation 

of white life."

[Positively gnomic, isn't it?]

"It says right here, Congressman, that gnomes will 

steal your underpants on October 2, 2012."

If the Mosquito Drones don't get you,

then the Zombie Gnomes will.

Said Holmes acerbically,  "Yes, Watson, I'm afraid you're

uncharacteristically correct:  this is the last knife the

gnome will ever need."

Sky-Gazers Awestruck Seeing Biggest, Brightest Full Moon

Jonah Goldberg Cites Rise of NeoNazi Gnomes

as Further Evidence of Liberal Fascism

Garden Gnome Denigrates Obama as 'House Negro'

A slump in the landscaping market has left

many garden gnomes unemployed.