Pope Francis, World's Most Famous Celibate, 

Says Italy’s Low Birth Rate Is a ‘Tragedy’

If, as Pope Francis claims, it's selfish not to have children, 

the hierarchy of the Catholic Church must consist of 

 the most selfish people on Earth.

Father Paul Scalia Sez:  "Homosexual acts are intrinsically 

disordered. The word disordered means that such acts 

fail to observe the design and purpose of human 

sexuality. They lack the natural ordering to 

procreation, like acts of celibacy do.  They are

 also unconstitutional.  Just ask my Dad."

"Would it be fair to say, Pope Benedict, that celibacy is the

ultimate contraceptive and that you have been using it

for almost 85 years?"

Bristol Palin Launches 'Dancing with the Pope'
Sexual Abstinence Lecture Tour

The crusader for sexual abstinence said the

only kind of balls she liked were meatballs.

"Happy Halloween, Christine!"

Rude Rhymes #3

Cardinal Stickler

Nedra Pickler

Sometimes you can't help but think there's

a link between celibacy and cross-dressing.

It's surprising what you can accomplish

when you give up sex.

Naked Celibates Misspell 'Nookie'

Celibate Flower Refuses to Have Anything to Do with

the Birds and the Bees