At 86, Willie has quit smoking weed. At 90, he says 

he plans to take a vow of chastity and give up sex.

To All Trumpniks and Cruzistas Who Have

Questioned Willie Nelson's Patriotism and

Love for Texas

What say these conservative music fans burn all 

their Willie Nelson records and buy extra copies

of Ted Nugent's Love Grenade and Penetrator

albums?

Waylon & Willie Approve This Message

Some people believe Rick Perry is Texas.  

Well, sorry, but no: Willie Nelson is Texas.

Willie Nelson Sez:  "I never thought of  marriage as 

something only for men and women. But I'd never 

marry a guy who's disgusting to kiss, like Brad Pitt."