Remember the Civil War the Democrats launched

on July 4, 2018?  Not many do, but Alex Jones does.

Q:  Whose political predictions are always 

only slightly less wrong than Bill Kristol's?

A:  Ross Douthat's.

Cosa Nostradamus

Meerkat Denies The Politico's Claim That It Had 

Predicted in 2015 It Would Change Politics Forever

"Oh my God, NO!" Scott Walker wailed as the Mark of

 Morris was tattooed on his forehead.

"Sorry, Mr. Santelli, but from the time you call 'the best five

minutes of my life' until now, it would be impossible for you

to have been more wrong."

'Ryan Sees Balanced Budget in 10 Years'

"Of course, predictions are hard, especially 

about the future."

The worst prediction of 2011 is that the worst predictions of

 2012 will be better than the worst predictions of 2011.

"Make the wrong prediction this morning, Phil,

and you're Punxsutawney Stew tonight!"

Instead of preparing predictions about SuperTuesday,

Fearguth was observed enjoying a badass Lotus show at

the Granada Theatre.