"Bring on the line."

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Wales Arrive in

Havana for a Classic Clown Car Event

Jemima Puddleduck Disses the Duchess of Cornwall Without

 So Much as a By Your Leave

Unfortunately, it is possible to have two royal pains in the ass.

"Every time I see Kim Kardashian, she looks

 so undercultured and overdressed."

"Actually, it's coonskin.  You just can't see

the tail on the back.  Oh, yes, I've been a big

 fan of Davy Crockett ever since I was a child."

"Yes, your majesty, they're called 'Drums'."

"Jolly good!  You can rest assured that I and the Duchess

of Cornwall will take the news of this singular

invention back to all the peoples of Britannia."

Student Protesters Made Physical 'Contact' With Prince

Charles, Camilla; "Won't Wash Off," Student Says

Royal Couple Shaken, Not Stirred

If the Duchess of Cornwall cracked one more joke about his

pinky ring, the Prince of Wales was going to give her a right

proper caning. The mere thought of it made the more than

forty sphincters in his royal body tighten.

The Duchess of Cornwall seemed to enjoy Prince Charles'

Highlander jokes as much as he did.

Royal Rules of Etiquette #1

After eating dried fruit, it is permissible to wipe

your mouth with the back of your hand.

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall

try Sikhism on for size.

Duchess of Cornwall Wears Hat Commemorating

Last Year's London Bombings

When the Duchess of Cornwall wore a hanging basket

to the wedding of her daughter to a former Calvin Klein

underwear model, Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of

Prince William, tried to outdo her by wearing an

unpotted bromeliad.

When her daughter married a former underwear model on

Saturday, the Duchess of Cornwall celebrated by wearing a

hanging basket.

The Punjabis roared with laughter when

Prince Charles pulled the 'Snatch the Chair'

prank on the Duchess of Cornwall.