Tesla Goes Multiplanetary

"Oh, dear, it looks like Bowser has had all the sheltering

in place he can stand.  It looks like he's about to go

 where no dog has gone before."

If you're sane, what you see here are the mortal remains of

 someone who died from COVID-19 being loaded into a

refrigerated container truck in Brooklyn.  If you're insane,

like, say a Coronavirus Truther, what you see here is a fake 

picture of the staged Moon landing in 1969.

This meet-and-greet at the White House between Lev

Parnas and Donald Trump was staged by the same 

Deep State operatives who staged the American

Moon landing on 20 July 1969.

"NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon. 

They should be focused on the much bigger things 

we are doing, including Mars."

Coming Up Next on Fox News, 

'Lou Dobbs Talks to Astro Boy about the 

Alleged Non-Existence of Elon Musk

 and SpaceX'

"A NASA spacecraft traveling 4 billion miles from 

Earth has sent back its first close-up pictures of the most 

distant celestial object ever explored, Ultima Frosty."

"I've left the heliosphere, but I still stand with Mueller," 

it said.

Spacebook Founder and Philosopher of Transhumanism

'NASA Gets Response From Voyager Spacecraft 13 Billion 

Miles Away; "I Stand with Mueller," It Says'

Elon Musk is proof that not ALL billionaires are 

cretins like Donald Trump.

As Charles Wilson might have said, "What's good for 

General Motors is good for the Moon."

Now that clerics have issued a fatwa that forbids Muslims to 

live on the Red Planet, we will no doubt see a big push from 

Islamophobes for the colonization of Mars.

Turns Out, Hot-Air Balloonists Aren't All That Eager to 

Go to Mars

Finally, an Aircraft Worthy of the Name, SpaceShip

"Why is our President wearing the funny suit?"

"He is offering further proof that John McCain 

is a racist."

Mars Rover Encounters 'Shiny Object', Gets Distracted

The Curiosity Rover has discovered that the only fiscal

conservatives known to exist in the entire universe live

on Mars.

The first picture from Mars was a rather tragic one:  

Curiosity had killed the cat.

We Come in Peace for All Mankind