Don't Shoot Us, We're Only the Piano Players

Judgment at Nuremburg

Oh, well, the most important musical instrument is the

mouth anyways.  Or so Trump said in Montana.

Does Trump have any idea how popular Elton Jong is

in North Korea?

Relax!  President Obama has named a 

 new Czar of All the Ebolas.

Don't you just love it when Elton John gets into a catfight with 

Madonna over Lady Gaga?  So much for Ars Gratia Artis!

It's all Ars Gratis Pecunia these days.

"So what if you're a homo, Elton!  All 

that matters is you're a rich homo!"  

"Watching Republicans beat each other to a

bloody pulp may someday be illegal.  So,

let's enjoy it while we can!"

Meanwhile, at Rush Limbaugh's fourth

wedding, Elton John was singing,

 “I'm watching my first GOP debate...and

WE SOUND LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!”

"Were you as gay when you were

Reginald Kenneth Dwight?"

---Developing---
Hillary Clinton Questions Dick Cheney's Credibility,
K. D. Lang Busses Elton John

"And at the piano, ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome Baron Harkonnen!"

Hillary Loses Nomination Battle, Wins Rocket Man

Consolation Prize