Trump Angry Over Shaky Launch of Truth Social

Here's What It'll Look Like When Rocket Crashes Into Moon

Just Outside Van Horny, Texas

The Case for More One-Way Trips for Billionaires in Space

Where No Putz Has Gone Before

Not to Be Confused with Jeff Bezos's 

Maiden Flight Aboard New Shepherd

Will Trump Flee the Galaxy?

Trump Sez:  "If Biden wins, maybe I'll have to

leave the country."

"Honey, it looks like the cat is threatening to

colonize Mars again."

May My Birds of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose, Trump!

Trump Launches 2020 Re-Election Campaign

Coming Up Next on Fox News, 

'Lou Dobbs Talks to Astro Boy about the 

Alleged Non-Existence of Elon Musk

 and SpaceX'

Sick of Trump and Trumpniks, the National

Christmas Tree has blasted off to parts

unknown.

King of the Rocket Men

Learning Engineering and Chemistry with Your 

Bottle-Blonde Bottle Rocket

Rumor has it that Kim Jong-Un likes the 'Rocket's Red Glare, 

Bombs Bursting in Air' part of our National Anthem.

Does Trump have any idea how popular Elton Jong is

in North Korea?

Nikki 'Lockjaw' Haley Defends Trump's Use of Term

 'Rocket Man'

Kim Jong-un Claims to Have 'High-Thrust

Rocket' in His Pocket

"Amazonman at your service!"