Ron DeSantis and Election Integrity go together

like Milk and Red Bull.

"Honey, you won't believe what I found at the bottom of

my Low-Life Scum Smoothie!"

One Giant Leap for Red Bull

Drink Mr. Pink’s natural Ginseng drink and be 

Happy For Life!™

Lindsay Lohan Sez:  "Drink enough Mr. Pink and you'll

endorse anybody, even Mitt Romney."

Vitalizes the Bodies and Minds of

Christian Crusaders

Little Known Fact #26

If you have enough empty Erektus Energy 

Drink cans, you can build a scale model 

of the Eiffel Tower.

Kurt Bardella is on The Politico's list of '50 Politicos to

Watch' for 2010.  Today, The Politico got him fired as

Congressman Darrell Issa's Deputy Communications

Director.  Although not the cause of his dismissal,

it is believed that Bardella is a Red Bull addict. 

It wasn't just the alcohol and caffeine that made Four Loko so

popular with young people.  It was also the anti-gravity effect.

"That's the third guy today who's overdosed on Red Bull."

Gatorade Drops Tiger, Full Throttle Blue Demon

Drops Tilikum

"Don't bother getting up, sir. The waiter is on his way

with your favorite cocktail, an Invinceabull, I believe."

Kobe had decided that would be the last time he drank any

of that XTreme Persimmon Gatorade.

Drudge Report Funnies #7

"MAN SUES AFTER ENERGY DRINK GIVES 'ERECTION THAT

WOULD NOT SUBSIDE'..."

Their intense dislike of Gatorade finally drove the players

to dump a cooler-full on the coach's head.