If you don't exercise your rights,

they'll get out of shape.

Prager Forks Around

What the Fork?

Little Gazan Gets It Right

Someone told Trump, "Go fork yourself!" And so he did.

No matter how hard John Kasich tried, New Yorkers

never forgave him for eating pizza with a fork.

Dali's Fork

She named it 'Spork', he named it 'Foon'.

Forked Tongue

Forked Eyeballs

Asterisks can spice up the most innocent of words. Take, for

example, 'f**k'. No, it's not at all what your dirty mind

is thinking.

"Rick Perry has not won elections in Texas because he is

loved. He has won because he sticks a fork in his

opponent's eyeballs." [Alex Castellanos]

If Spoon + Fork = Spork,

Then

Shovel + Fork = Shork.



Q.E.D.

As you probably already know, there's usually

a fork at the mouth of the alimentary canal.

"Fork you, Croatian pig-dog!!"