Grim Fairy Tales #9

Will Tinker Bell get hammered?

Grim Fairy Tales #8

Was it the wolf in 'Little Red Riding Hood' or the

wolf in 'The Three Little Pigs'?

Grim Fairy Tales #7

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Grim Fairy Tales #6

Mosquitoes buzz in Michael Flynn's right ear more

than they do in his left ear.

Grim Fairy Tales #5

"You are old," said the youth,

"and you have grown uncommonly

grotesque."

Grim Fairy Tales #4

"Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. President, or I'm 

going to huff and puff and blow your house down!"

Grim Fairy Tales #3

"But Grandma, what big teeth you have!"

"The better to nip naughty boys balls off, my child!"

Grim Fairy Tales #2

Billy Goat Grimm Threatens to Break

Reporter in Half and Butt Him Off 

'Fucking Balcony' in House of 

Representatives

Grim Fairy Tales #1

There was an old woman who lived in

a shoe.

Her foot was so big she didn't know

what to do with her many children.

So she left them out in the street

to fend for themselves.