The Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof Edition

The Evolution of Lycanthropy in Loudoun County, Virginia

Why does the 'global cabal of Satan-worshipping child sex 

traffickers' keep postponing the apocalypse?  Is this just

part of the plan?

How to Wolf-Proof the Homeland

"No, Wolfgang, you can't go outside and howl

 at the moon!"

"We don't dislike democracy," howled the wolves, "that

 good little lamb; we even love it: nothing is more tasty

 than a tender lamb."

It doesn't sound like any dog you've heard before.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #169

Gina Haspel, She-Wolf of the CIA

The Trump Who Cried, "Wolff!"

"Hold on, hold on, the moon's not completely full yet!"

"But Grandma, what BIG TEETH you have!"

Draw Pamela Geller #15

The She-Wolf

Grim Fairy Tales #4

"Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. President, or I'm 

going to huff and puff and blow your house down!"

"Would you mind stop calling white American terrorists

 'lone wolves'?  Lone wolves don't murder people."

It's official:  there are now enough 'lone wolves' to make

up a 'wolf pack'.

'NFL Now Says DeflateGate Was Probably 

Executed by Lone Wolf Ball Boy'

Please be advised that the Louisiana congressman who

accidentally addressed a white supremacist conference

in 2002 is not the same guy who accidentally killed a

rare grey wolf in Utah in 2014.

"OK, I'll admit I'm a wolf.  But I'm not

big, I'm not bad, and I LOVE Grandma!"

Representative Frank Wolf (R-VA):

Not Big, Not Bad, Just Silly

"To tell the truth, I was never more than

91% wolf.  The rest of me originated in

Brooklyn."