Tennessee Taxi

Jim Jordan Sez:  "Democrats told us COVID didn't start 

in a Chinese lab.  Nope, didn't start there -- it was a 

bat to a pangolin, to a hippopotamus, to Joe Rogan 

and we get bit."

Hippos Believed to Be Getting Closer to Riding Bicycles 

Without Training Wheels

When she said, "Bite me!", she didn't realize he was 

such a literalist.

CNN chief Jeff Zucker defended the hiring of former 

Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, 

saying "I'm a hungry, hungry Pygmy Hippo."

Q:  How can you tell the difference between Jeff Zucker

and a pygmy hippo?

A:  You can't.

The Tree Hippo spends most of its life in an 

arboreal state and does not normally descend

 to the ground, except to mate and spawn.

There's nothing quite like a hippo maddened because the 

Swatch store was closed.

Steampunk Hippo

It was to be the last 'fat joke' he ever told.

'Man Swallowed by Hippo Lives to 

Tell Tale'

"Go easy on the bad carbs, buddy!

I'm on the South Beach Diet."

"Size is relative, Ma, so where do people get off calling
us 'Pygmy Hippos'?"
"Cool your jets, Teensy-Weensy, and eat your lettuce!"

When it was time for Jeff Zucker to get his ears,

all that was left was little pygmy hippo ears.

Don't tell Linus, but this is why the Great Pumpkin

doesn't appear at Halloween.

Thug the Pygmy Hippo was known far and wide for

his bright, beautiful, healthy, Colgate Smile.

Uwe could see that the hippo's eyes were definitely

not bigger than its stomach.

"There's a good reason why all hippopotamuses are overweight,

little one. But I'm too full at the moment to remember what it is."

Robert Novak is at it again. This time he has outed

Peter Potamus, an underwater CIA operative.

Cuddles the Hippo wishes you a Happy Halloween.