The Shocking Revelation That REALLY Brought

Jeff Zucker Down

Why is it so difficult to imagine anyone being in a 

'consensual relationship' with Jeff Zucker?

Breitbart Editor Alex Marlow Sez:

"Should we be polite to these 17-year-old pawns, 

these human shields for CNN and Jeff Zucker’s

 agenda, or should we rip them a new one?”

If, as Jeff Zucker says, Fox News is 'State-Run TV', 

CNN must be 'Twit-Run TV'.

CNN chief Jeff Zucker defended the hiring of former 

Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, 

saying "I'm a hungry, hungry Pygmy Hippo."

For some reason, no one has ever accused Jeff Zucker of

being 'just another pretty face'.

Q:  How can you tell the difference between Jeff Zucker

and a pygmy hippo?

A:  You can't.

Jeff Jeff Zucker

Is there an aesthetic law that requires corporate CEOs,

like Jeff Zucker, to be butt-ugly?

"Jeff Zucker was right!" Rafael thought. "Sometimes you do
see the world more clearly when you’re flat on your back."

"Damn you, Tucker Carlson, damn you, damn you, damn you!

Just when I was beginning to recover from the ass-kicking I

received from Jon Stewart, here you come rushing to my

defense, giving the impression that the only friend I have,

besides Richard Cohen and Jeff Zucker, is a Dancing with

the Stars loser like you."

When it was time for Jeff Zucker to get his ears,

all that was left was little pygmy hippo ears.