Replacement Theory Do-It-Yourself Proctologists

An annual Critical Rectal Theory (CRT) examination

 is essential to ideological health and political

regularity.

Trump Undergoes Annual Rectal Exam

Do you suppose a Clorox enema might help?

Beware of Proctologists Who Do Stand-Up

Do-It-Yourself-Proctologist-in-Chief

Where the Sun Never Shines

Putin orders his military intelligence officers

in the GRU to hack DNC emails and 

Trump blames Obama.  This is what

doctors call 'Proctologic'.

In the Land of Do-It-Yourself Proctologists

Bend Over, France!

"I've got my thumb so far up the GOP's butt they're

calling me the Cloverfield Proctologist!"

"Is there a proctologist in the audience?  I've got

lawsuits up the gazoo!"

"I just performed a proctological exam on the framers

of the Constitution, and you won't believe what I found.

Yes, I found their original understanding of all those

words today's activist judges like to interpret."

As he promised, Dr. Obama is now ready to get
to the bottom of the Doughy Pantload Mystery.
If you're squeamish, turn your head.
Coughing is optional.

New Poll Shows Rush Limbaugh Less Popular Than

William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Proctologists

"It turns out my gut feeling about an al-Qaida attack

this summer was nothing more than a flashback to the

day my proctologist said, 'Bend over, Mike, this may

hurt just a little bit'."