In an unguarded moment at the Trump rally in Dallas, 

Robert Jeffress revealed his inner despondency.

At the Trump rally in Dallas, Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress

 looked like he was auditioning for a part in Caged Heat.

Adventures in Aestheticism #214

If Jesus of Nazareth had looked and talked like Jeffress of

 Dallas, Christianity would be on the list of the '10 Forgotten

 Ancient Religions'.

"Robert Jeffress is a self-serving, power-hungry pastor 

who will side with the Devil himself for the sake of political

expediency."

He Came Not to Call the Righteous, 

But Sinners to Repentance

Robert Jeffress Sez: "Jesus was not this wimpy little guy 

who walked around munching sunflower seeds and saying

nice things to people."

So long as he was a strong leader with the right policies,

Satan knew Southern Baptist Pastor Robert Jeffress

had his  back.

Speaking from the Southern Baptist Vatican in downtown Dallas, 

Pastor Robert Jeffress says "God has given Trump authority to 

take out Kim Jong-un."

"Yes, Bill, as the Bible says in Matthew 3:3:  "For this is the 

Obama that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, 

'The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the

 way of the anti-Christ, make his paths straight."

Contrary to what Tina Brown said today on Morning

Joe, Ted Cruz is not a member of the Taliban; he, like

 Robert Jeffress and Mike Huckabee, is a member of

the Talibaptists.

Deacon Perry Embraces Pastor Jeffress After

Disfellowshipping John McCain and Mitt

Romney at CPAC

Pastor Jeffress Endorses Mitt Romney, a 'Competent Non-

Christian' and Member of a 'Theological Cult', for President

"In his next sermonic interlude, Pastor Jeffress will explain

the difference between a 'genuine follower of Jesus Christ',

a 'fake follower of Jesus Christ', a 'follower of Jesus Christ',

a 'nonfollower of Jesus Christ', and a 'Mormon'. Then he

will lead the congregation in singing, 'Lead Us On, Rick

Perry, Lead Us On'."

Poor Mitt Romney!  Robert Jeffress says he's not a Christian.

Rush Limbaugh says he's not a conservative.  By jingo, the

next thing you know somebody will be saying he's not a

Mormon.

"Bobby Jeffress thinks 'Mormonism is wrong,

a heresy from the pit of Hell'.  He's so tacky!

I think he must be a phagocyte from the belly

 of the beast." 

John McCain had a 'pastor problem'.

His name was John Hagee.

Barack Obama had a 'pastor problem'. 

His name was Jeremiah Wright.

Rick Perry has a 'pastor problem'. 

His name is Robert Jeffress.

You know, if politicians didn't insist on wearing

 their religion on their sleeves, they might not 

have a 'pastor problem.'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #215

Robert Jeffress