"By the very nature of being a Zombie, it makes my actions 

Zombiesque whether you like it or not.”

World's Worst Jobs #140

Donald Trump Surrogate

Local Victim of Foot-in-Mouth Disease Said to Be Secret

 Admirer of Katrina Pierson

"Tired of seeing left-wing reporters literally 

beat Trump supporters into submission,"

Katrina Pierson armored up.

"Katrina, I knew Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin was a friend 

of mine. Katrina, you're no Sarah Palin."

Trump Spokesman Says Katrina Pierson 'Not an Airhead'

"So what if Barack Obama was only an Illinois state senator

when Humayun Khan was killed in Iraq!  He's still to blame!"

"Any pure breeds left?" Katrina Pierson asks.

"Nope, nobody here but us mutts," the

human race answers.

It's generally recognized today that Donald Trump's greatest

achievement in sock puppetry was the Katrina Pierson Twins.

Katrina Pierson Welcomes You to the

United States of Zombieland

Trump Deploys Katrina Pierson to Attract the Undead Vote

Angered by criticism of her bullet necklace, Trump

spokesperson Katrina Pierson made good on her

threat to wear her dead fetus necklace.

Trump Spox Katrina Pierson to Assume the Role of 

Boss Beast in New Campaign Edition of

Resident Evil

"Take me

I'm yours

Take me."

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #9

Rafael Cruz Coveting Katrina Pierson

While Michelle Malkin Salivates in

the Background