Local Man Seeks to Obtain a License for His

Pet Goldfish, Erica

"I need to see your papers," she said.

"I'll show you my papers when you

show me your Ugly License," he replied.

Bullethead Virginia GOPer Goes ‘Ballistic’ 

Over Anti-Gun Violence License Plate

Report: Washington Adult Day Care Center

Not Properly Licensed

“President Duterte, I just wanted to congratulate you 

for the unbelievable job you're doing with the drug 

problem. Issuing licenses for hunting and killing 6,000 

drug users was a stroke of genius!"

New Texas License Plate to Make It Easier to Round Up 

Perry-Style Secessionists When President Obama 

Declares Martial Law

Arizona Republican Gary Kiehne Vigorously Denies His

'Liberal Hunting License' Has Expired

Euphemistic Atheist Sues After NJ Rejects Her License Plate

First, the Bad News:  "A bill moving swiftly through the Georgia 

House of Representatives would allow business owners who 

believe homosexuality is a sin to openly discriminate against 

gay Americans by denying them employment or banning 

them from restaurants and hotels."

Second, the Good News:  Gays in Georgia can buy "a 

specialty license plate featuring the Confederate battle

 flag."

"If you have a Concealed Penis Permit, don't forget 

to clean your weapon at least once a week. Particularly 

if you have an inside-the-pants holster, lint from your 

clothing may gather inside your gun, which could 

cause a critical failure in the event that you actually 

need to use your weapon. Don't let that happen." 

Warm Scuzzies #355

Iowa Department of Transportation

"Do you have your Copulator License yet?"

"No.  Do I need one?"

"You're going to if you live in Arizona."

New Georgia License Plate (Closeup)

New Georgia License Plate (In Situ)

"Dadgumit!  I have a license from the Doghouse Riley

School of Ranting, and I can rant anytime I want to!"

You need a license to drive.  Why not to vote? 

Because you can't exceed the speed limit, run

 a red light, and kill a pedestrian inside a

voting booth.

State Bans Smiles in License Photos