Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #121

Heck No! Sharron Angle Has Risen from the Grave

Mark your April calendar now for three important events:

April Fools' Day, Tax Day, and the publication of

Sharron Angle's autobiography.

While they were busy dumping tea into Boston Harbor, the

Second American Revolution had already begun far away

in Madison, Wisconsin.

The New Red Menace

The Old Red Menace

Sharron Angle Appears at Cosmetics

Convention to Share "Her Beauty and

Makeup Challenges During the Cam-

paign and How She Overcame Them"

"My husband just reminded me that losing

is not nearly as bad as 20 years of

substitute teaching."

Harry Reid says Sharron Angle is 'pathological'.

So she is, but so is much of Nevada right now.

They were made for each other.

Decoy Sharron Angle Used to Dodge Press

"If you're elected to the Senate, Ms. Angle, will you 'woman up'

by burning your Social Security card, by refusing to accept

$174,000 a year in taxpayer-funded salary, by rejecting

government health benefits, and by declining to be enrolled

in the Federal Employees' Retirement System?"

Tunku Varadarajan likes Sharron Angle,

even though she can't spell his name

and thinks he looks like the taxi

driver she stiffed the last time she

lost a bundle in Vegas.

The most plausible explanation for the way Sharron Angle

looks, talks, and acts is that she's on drugs--or should be.

"Last one in is Sharron Angle!"

If Joe Miller, Sharron Angle, Rand Paul, and Christine
O'Donnell get elected to the United States Senate, the World's
Greatest Deliberative Body® will become even more what it
aready is: a joke without a punchline.

"Senator DeMint, Sharron Angle says she has

'juice' with you.  Is this why she affectionately
refers to you as the 'Smoothie King'?"

"It seems to me there is something fundamentally wrong

with allowing 'My Sharona' law to even take hold in any

municipality or government situation in our United States."

What do you call candidates for public office who refuse
to debate their opponents, who refuse to hold press
conferences, and who refuse to appear on Sunday
morning talk shows? If you're polite, you call them
'Fraidy Cats'. If you're impolite, you call them

'Chickenshits'.

Loon, Mother of Two, Takes Offense at Being Compared

to Sharron Angle, Rand Paul, and Christine O'Donnell

"Don't just talk to the hand, bub. Kiss it!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #116

"Halloween isn't until October 31, Sharron,

so you can take the mask off."