Sean Hannity is now claiming the National Anthem, the 

Pledge of Allegiance, reading, writing, and arithmetic 

will soon be replaced by Critical Race Theory.

So Red, So White, So Blue! If you meet her on the

 street, should you recite the Pledge of Allegiance or 

sing the Star-Spangled Banner?

To Whom Does Trump Pledge Allegiance?

If you meet Mick Mulvaney on the golf

 course, should you salute, recite the 

Pledge of Allegiance, or sing the 

'Star-Spangled Banner'?

Gazing at the Angel Donuts sign, he couldn't decide 

whether to salute, say the Pledge of Allegiance, 

or sing the National Anthem.

James O'Keefe Infiltrates the United Daughters of the

Confederacy

Should we salute, sing the National

Anthem, or recite the Pledge of

Allegiance?

You can't put your hand over your heart if you don't have one. 

Heart, that is.

Ted Cruz Takes the Napoleonic Pledge

Napoleon Takes the Cruzian Pledge

Tashfeen Malik pledged allegiance to ISIS, Robert Dear pledged 

allegiance to Jesus, and [BANG! BANG! BANG!] innocent lives

 were snuffed out.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #57

Molly White

"I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag," 

Said the GOP Lawmaker

SuperDuper Patriot Claims to Be Able to 

Sing the National Anthem, Recite the 

Pledge of Allegiance, Salute the Flag, 

and Eat a Chick-fil-A® Sandwich, 

All at the Same Time

"This is my first time to appear on

bildungblog.  I'm  very proud to

be here.  Now, isn't it about

time we said the Pledge of

Allegiance?"

Rick Perry Takes the Heartless Pledge

The Unexpurgated Bible #51

"And it came to pass, while he was taking

 the Pledge of Allegiance, Mitch was parted

from them, and carried up into Heaven."

"We understand, Mr. Gingrich, that to show

the love you have for your country, every

time you committed adultery you first sang

The Star-Spangled Banner and recited

the Pledge of Allegiance."

 Jim Bob & Michelle DNA Alliance Sets New Guinness World

Record for Number of Simultaneous Pledges of Allegiance

 This Pledge shines, restores, and

refreshes your wood furniture.

 This Pledge makes you feel patriotic.

This Pledge is what you read when you can't sleep

and have run out of Ambien.

"I pledge allegiance to the Forbes 400 and

to the plutocracy for which it stands,

one multinational, under Mammon, with

corporate welfare and tax cuts for all."