For the Person on Your Christmas List Who Has 

Everything:  Ex-Gay and  Catholic Convert 

Milo Yiannopoulos Reading the Complete Books 

of Psalms and Proverbs on 6 CDs for Only $75

A Gift for the Friend Who Has Everything

List Price: $125.00

Regular Price: $125.00

Sale: $100.00

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This soft and comfy Trumpy Bear is the ideal gift for 

those 32 Republicans on your Christmas list who lost 

their seats in the House of Representatives on November 6.

Gift-Wrapped Box of Horse Mnuchin Turns 

Out to Be Stink Bomb

Someone has given the First Family a Mourner's Bench, 

inscribed with the words, 'The Way of the Transgressor

 Is Hard'.  Such a thoughtful gift. So precious.

When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best

'White House Walks Back Promise about Trump Donating 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Hurricane Harvey'

Do Not Open Until Christmas

Recently-Declassified Photograph #41

President Obama's Christmas Present

from Governor Abbott

Romney Blames Election Loss on the Fact Obama Had

More and Bigger T-Shirt Launchers Than He Did

"Can you believe I lifted this sucker from Spencer's

 Gifts and nobody was the wiser?"

In a Christmas Eve mass conducted in the Vatican Gift Shop,

Pope Benedict decried the commercialization of Christmas.

"Hey, Pa, look what Santa brought us!"

Has an appropriate Christmas gift for

Senator Tom Coburn got you stumped?

  Here's a suggestion:  a can of Manhattan

 Style Fish Assholes.

What to Get for the Survivalists on Your Christmas List

Is Michael Steele the gift that keeps on giving, or the

gift that the 99¢ Store won't take back? The answer

to this question depends on whether you're a

Democrat or a Republican.

Some people don't give a rat's ass. Some do.

Erick Erickson? Or a pile of fake dog poop,
the best gag gift ever made in Taiwan?

You be the judge.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #23

If a lion wants to open Christmas gifts early,

let it.