Michelle Duggar Cries Out:  "Lord, I need your help

folding all these diapers!"

Revolutionary Duggar Insemination Method Revealed!

Despite their heroic attempt to prevent the number of  

minority babies being born in the U. S. from exceeding the 

number of white babies, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar had

fallen short, and the frustration they felt in their loins was 

almost palpable.

If what some of the climate scientists are now saying comes 

true, one day what's left of the Earth's human population 

will not be standing in Jacksonville, Florida---sorry, 

Michelle Duggar---but at the South Pole. 

Does anybody know why Carly Fiorina, Linda McMahon, and

Meg Whitman didn't make the cut for the

2011 Great American Conservative Women Calendar?  Bay

Buchanan made it, even though she'll turn 63 this year.  And

so did Michelle Duggar, mother of 19, and Clare Booth Luce, 

dead since 1987.

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar do not masturbate.

But they do copulate a lot.

If 'to sleep with' is a euphemism for 'to have sexual relations

with', Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar must get a lot of shuteye.