Josh Hawley Sez:  "I don't regret anything I did on that day, 

and it's a privilege to be attacked by the January 6th 

committee, and I want to say thank you for all the 

help with my fundraising."

Herschel Walker Sez:  “At one time, science said 

man came from apes, did it not? If that is true, why

 are there still apes? Think about it.”

Like someone else we know, King Kong

liked to watch.

Would all these Uppity Women stop picking on 

America's #1 Alpha Male?

Trump Hails Passage of Tax Cut Legislation as 

Greatest Achievement in Hominid History

Q: What Is Donald Trump's Primary Business?

A: Monkey Business.

"Beauty did not kill King Kong, you fool! 

It was .50 caliber machine guns!"

"Yes, I'm an ape, but unlike Donald Trump,

I'm not witless."

"A trained ape can get a status of forces agreement!

 It does not take a genius.  Just look at what I did when

I was Secretary of Defense in the Bush Administration."

Erick Erickson Sez:  “When you look at biology, look 

at the natural world, the roles of a male and a 

female in society, and other animals, the male 

typically is the dominant role.”

[Maybe providing a path to citizenship for 

immigrants, like Erick (from Planet of the Apes),

wasn't such a good idea after all.]

"Granted, evolution sounded good in theory.

But, in practice, it produced humans, and 

that was its fatal flaw."

"Why is our President wearing the funny suit?"

"He is offering further proof that John McCain 

is a racist."

Captain Chosen for the 'Knuckledraggers for Romney'

Leadership Team

"Congratulations, sir!  Not only have you exceeded every

qualification spelled out on your application to be a Hedge

Fund Manager on Wall Street, but your hands are just hairy

enough to assure your admission to Cipriani Wall Street®."

Apeman Fossil Could Be Missing Link

 in Monty Python's 'Gorilla Librarian' 

Sketch

 "Did someone just say that Halliburton paid the Nigerian

government a $250 million bribe to drop bribery charges

against me?"

"Yes, it was Dr. Zaius, the thinking-man's ape."

"That's one mighty smart monkey!"

"I ain't heavy, I'm his brother."