"The warden threw a party in the county jail

The prison band was there, and they began to wail

The band was jumpin', and the joint began to swing

You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing."

Elvis fell in love with his own reflection in a mirror 

and pined away. 

Trump Segues Into the Fat Elvis Stage

of His Career

Elvis Is in the (White) House

Stephen Miller Smuggles Immigrant from the 1950s

to Sing at His Wedding

"Walk a mile in my shoes
just walk a mile in my shoes
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse
Then walk a mile in my shoes."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #56

Do not take seriously any Elvis impersonator who 

doesn't use an official Elvis Presley Hairbrush to

style his ducktails.

"Other than getting Elvis Presley's birthday and John

 Wayne's birthplace wrong, my campaign was almost 

mistake free."

Has Andrew Breitbart left the building?

Today, at Stoney's Rockin' Country, you can meet Newt

Gingrich and drink yourself silly, all for only $10. 

Viva Las Vegas! 

"Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Deathday'

 to Elvis Presley today!"

Learning that the young bucks in the GOP refer to

him behind his back as 'Fat Elvis' and an 'asshole'

made Newt Gingrich sad.

Three States Make Legal the Brandishing

of Elvis Tattoos without a Permit

"Elvis, I hope you understand what 'palimpsest' means."

It's Saturday morning, and Elvis Donuts are in the house.

Elvis of the Little People

Elvis had Graceland. Aaron Spelling, the most successful
TV producer of all time, had Wasteland, the Hollywood
mansion now up for sale for $150 million.

Have you heard of El Vis, the new rock-and-roll

sensation from Spain?

Elvis the Penguin says, "You can do anything

but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

Not until it was too late was it learned that Barney

the Doberman hated teddy bears and Elvis Presley.