With the aid of the James Webb Space Telescope,

we can see what the Carina Nebula looked like 7,600

years ago.  That's Earth years, of course.  Measured

in Saturnian years, it's only 91.8 years ago.

Some believe God is 'an infinite sphere, whose center 

is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere'.

Pence Lays Groundwork for 2024 Run

Not since the days of Commando Cody, Sky Marshal

 of the Universe, has the Earth seen such signs and

wonders.

Pence's First Law of Metaphysics

If they want to consume Mayor Pete like a 'hearty stew', 

Democrats would probably also like to spit Tucker 

Carlson out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.

In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called

'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and

'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.

Baron Vladimir Trumpsky Sez:  "He who controls Crazytown, 

controls the Universe."

Snake Universe Hallucination

No one could imagine someone who could defraud the

entire universe until Trump came along.

The Id Is the Center of the Universe

Alt-Left is an Alt-Fact in the Alt-Universe Trump inhabits.

It's not just that Trumpniks deny reality and live in an 

alternative universe.  It's that that universe is such a 

culturally-impoverished wasteland.

If you could count the number of galaxies in the Universe at

 the rate of one per second, it would take 12,700 years to count

 them all.

Miss Alternate Universe

What Dave Bowman Found at the End of the Universe

Neo-Trumpian Cosmologist Says Entire Universe Is Rigged

Moments after he said, "Hillary Clinton should be put 

in the firing line and shot for treason,” Al Baldasaro 

was spat out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.

Scientists have found that the coldest place in the universe

 is inside Dick Cheney's chest, where the temperature is 

458 degrees below zero.

The day the universe changed was the day Andrew 

Sullivan moved back to D.C. from New York Shitty.