From the Chronicle of the Great Cola War

Eduardo Saverin, Co-Founder of Facebook,  'Goes Galt' 

and Renounces U. S. Citizenship, Becomes Hero of 

Superpatriotic Portuguese-Speaking Tax Dodgers

Nobody expects the Port Wine Brotherhood!

On their return trip home, the Three Wise Men took a

wrong turn and ended up in Portugal.

Portugal's Prime Minister Jose Socrates is a master

of the two-handed yawn.

Over 400,000 pilgrims converged in Fatima, Portugal, to
 celebrate the anniversary of the first apparition of the 
Virgin Mary to three shepherd children in 1917. If you 
were providentially hindered from attending, call 
1-800-263-8160 for free Fatima water and a free 
subscription to The Fatima Crusader.