Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die.

GE Salmon Comes in Three Varieties:  Incandescent, 

Fluorescent, and LED

"Pronounce 'Salmon' anyway you wish.  

Just don't say 'Croquette!'"

Fearguth's Rules of Order #45

As a general rule, it is considered gauche

to talk 'baby talk' to a Sockeye Salmon.

"Yeah, I was genetically modified.  Now I'm Mormon."

Have you kissed a salmon today?

If one were to name the color of John Boehner's skin,
'Sugar-Smoked Salmon' would be fairly apt.

Asked how he intends to support his new family, Levi said he

was working on his first book, Salmon Fishing Out of Season:

Tips and Tricks from a Badboy Redneck. He hopes to see it

through the press in time for his wedding or the birth of his

first child, whichever comes first.

John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate is seen

by some observers as a shrewd maneuver to shore up his sagging

support among salmon fishermen.