Don’t lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave

Wally Sez:  "Boy, Beaver, you're goofy!"

How to Easily Remove Facial Hair

"As you can plainly see, shaving works."

"Look Sharp!

Feel Sharp!

Be Sharp!

And listen, mister,

How are you fixed for blades?

Do you have plenty?

Please make sure you have enough

Because a worn-out blade 

Makes shaving mighty tough!"

Kim Jong-Un Reacts to a Demonstration of His Precision

Control Shaving System

"Cat-Shaver?"

"Shave and a haircut, six bits? Hey, when I was a kid,

it was only two bits!"

Taliban Issues a Very Odd 'Special Message'

I Hate WHISKAS®!

"Ya know, Steve Bannon, after you shower, shave, and 

comb your hair, you don't look half bad."

"No, I don't shave.  Shaving is a habit of animals 

who believe they're not animals."

Donald Trump Shaving Jeb Bush's Head for the WWE

Draws Bigger Crowd Than GOP Debate

"Do I look pissed?  Of course I'm pissed!  I dropped a cool 

$249.95 for a Norelco Men's Rotary Sensotouch 3D Electric 

Razor with a Three-Setting Jet Clean System.  And look at 

me now:  I'm whiskerier than ever!"

David Axelrod Undergoes Successful Reverse 

Moustache Implant Surgery

Joe McCarthy:  the Man Who Made

Five O'Clock Shadow Famous

"Sorry, Joe, but the Alaska Supreme Court just ruled that

you have to get a shave and find a job."

"Compared to what I have to go through every morning,"

says Neel Kashkari, "shaving a beaver is a piece

of cake."

"Please, please don't shave me!" the beaver exclaimed.

Justice David Souter says that the most valuable lesson
he learned while serving on the Supreme Court was

how to shave.