Warm Scuzzies #1,238

John Cardillo

Kellyanne Conway Showing What Your Right Arm Is For

Mobile Armed Riot Cop Meet His Match

Did you know Mick Mulvaney keeps his eyes open

and his arms crossed when he prays?

Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked

Like Trump's tiny hands, the T. Rex's tiny arms were

vicious.

Jesus Escalates Arms Race in War on Christmas

Chicago Granny Denies She Was Giving the Nazi Salute,

Says She Was Just Proving She Could Raise Her Arms

 Higher than John McCain

"No, it's not a birth defect.  I just have very short arms."

"Follow my 12-step program, and you too can have 

skinny arms!"

French anti-Semites are so gauche they can't properly

perform simple tasks, such as arm farting.

Pilot Loses Control of Plane After His Artificial Arm Falls

 Off, Blind Co-Pilot Saves the Day

Collection Found in Home of Eccentric

Who Keeps and Bears Arms

Army

Leggy

Surprisingly, all it took to attain immortality was 

to press a button and spray under each arm.

"Would you mind explaining, Mr. Prime Minister,

Israel's 'Bite the Hand That Feeds Us' policy toward

the United States?"

"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!

And then I'll tase you again if you have

no arms!"

Raul Gonzalez is not worried by press criticism

of his extraordinary appendages.