Showing posts with label Arms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arms. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,238
John Cardillo

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Kellyanne Conway Showing What Your Right Arm Is For

Monday, July 27, 2020

Mobile Armed Riot Cop Meet His Match

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Did you know Mick Mulvaney keeps his eyes open
and his arms crossed when he prays?

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked

Monday, November 06, 2017

Like Trump's tiny hands, the T. Rex's tiny arms were
vicious.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Jesus Escalates Arms Race in War on Christmas

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Chicago Granny Denies She Was Giving the Nazi Salute,
Says She Was Just Proving She Could Raise Her Arms
 Higher than John McCain

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

"No, it's not a birth defect.  I just have very short arms."

Friday, January 23, 2015

"Follow my 12-step program, and you too can have 
skinny arms!"

Thursday, January 15, 2015

French anti-Semites are so gauche they can't properly
perform simple tasks, such as arm farting.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Pilot Loses Control of Plane After His Artificial Arm Falls
 Off, Blind Co-Pilot Saves the Day

Monday, August 12, 2013

Collection Found in Home of Eccentric
Who Keeps and Bears Arms

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Army

Leggy

Monday, August 20, 2012

Surprisingly, all it took to attain immortality was 
to press a button and spray under each arm.

Friday, March 19, 2010

"Would you mind explaining, Mr. Prime Minister,
Israel's 'Bite the Hand That Feeds Us' policy toward
the United States?"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!
And then I'll tase you again if you have
no arms!"

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Raul Gonzalez is not worried by press criticism
of his extraordinary appendages.