Showing posts with label Heart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heart. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

He had undergone quadruple-bypass heart surgery, two 
artery-clearing angioplasties, had received a pacemaker, had 
been treated for abnormal heart rhythm twice, and had had 
five heart attacks.  Sainthood, to be honest, had been a trial 
and a tribulation for longer than he cared to remember.

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Bacon-Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza is a real
heartstopper.

Monday, February 07, 2022

Valentine's Day is just a week away, and Lisa
Murkowski has her heart set on Joe Manchin.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Red Arrow Points to Secret Heart Gestures
Exchanged by Greg Abbott and Donald Trump

Monday, November 02, 2020

Trumpism Causes Clogged Arteries

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Empty Chest Syndrome

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

World's Worst Jobs #151
Dick Cheney's Cardiologist

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Elon Musk, According to Saint Stephen

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Tsk! Tsk! What are a few fatal heart complications 
when you are taking decisive action.

Monday, April 13, 2020

"Two drugs---Hydroxychloroquine and Remdesivir---that 
have been promoted by President Trump for use in treating 
the coronavirus are being linked to heart problems."

Thursday, June 06, 2019

"Who knows what evil lurks in the
heart of Mitch?  The Shadow knows.
MWAA HAAA HAAA!"

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

Detecting no heartbeat, Nietzsche declares, "God is dead!"

Monday, September 10, 2018

The only thing more fickle than the human heart
is Rick Scott.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Corey Lewandowski's Heartstrings
Tears come from the heart, unless you don't have one.

Monday, March 26, 2018

How Rick Santorum Gives CPR

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Beneath Jim Hoft's yellow necktie there beats
the heart of a Russian propagandist.

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

"Is that Ray Charles?"
"No, it's Trump delivering the SOTU."

Sunday, November 05, 2017

Ricketts in adults results in softening
of the brain and hardening of the heart.

Monday, September 25, 2017

You can't put your hand over your heart if you don't have one. 
Heart, that is.