Are Mick and his Teddy ready for Prime Time?

Trump Sez:  “I can’t say I’m happy.  I can’t say I’m thrilled.”

This soft and comfy Trumpy Bear is the ideal gift for 

those 32 Republicans on your Christmas list who lost 

their seats in the House of Representatives on November 6.

Trumpniks are now demanding proof that it's NOT 

crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

Mr. Dithers Trying to Decide Which Teddy Bear

to Send to Afghanistan

On even-numbered days of the week, Aloysius is Lord

Sebastian Flyte's teddy bear. On odd-numbered days,

he's Bill Kristol, editor of the Weekly Standard.

Not until it was too late was it learned that Barney

the Doberman hated teddy bears and Elvis Presley.