Josh Hawley's Got Wood

Lumber Shortage Breathes New Life into Old Slogan

Ben Shapiro Bags a Piece of Wood at Home Depot

Michael Osterholm Sez;  “Remember only 8 percent to 

10 percent of the U.S. population has been infected to date.  

So this coronavirus forest fire has a lot of wood left to burn 

and we’re the wood, people not infected with the virus.”

Who knew 5G towers were really

witches made of wood?

Not Just for Wood Surfaces Anymore

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had

a tree in our yard for years."

Welcome to Sevnica, Slovenia!

"Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door."

"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,

damn you!"

"Plaid Lumberjack Cake --- what a super woody sort 

of phrase!"

A: Is that a talking stump or Mike Pence giving his

stump speech?

B: Is there a difference?

Two Ruinous Termite Species Have Mated in Florida, 

Bad News for Scott Walker

Said Fouachi, one of the Charlie Hebdo

assassins, has been buried in an unmarked

wood chipper.

Ted Nugent's Got Wood

Even as young men, the Koch Brothers proudly 

carried Birch chips on their shoulders.

"How many gophers did you have to cut down, Mr. Huibers, 

to get enough wood to build your ark?"

The cedars of Lebanon reforestation project has been put

on hold by the surge in demand for wood to build coffins.