Dueling Messiahs

Since Trumpniks regard him as the Chosen One, why 

doesn't Trump simply cast out the coronavirus the 

way Jesus cast out demons?

"Get thee behind me, COVID-19!" Trump exclaimed

messianically.

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Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #770

Irwin Graulich

Jesus H. Christ Complex

Glenn Beck Sez: "I have prayed about it and I happen to 

believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed by God for 

this time."

When he began to act as if he were hanging on the cross, 

you knew Senator Cruz's Messianic Complex had gone 

full tilt boogie.

Does anybody know how many followers you must have on 

Twitter before you can declare yourself the Messiah?

Anyone who uses this gesture is obviously exhibiting a 

Messianic Complex and should be avoided at all costs,

unless, of course, you wish to spend eternity with Greg

Abbott in Texas.

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Harold Camping Predicts GOP Messiah Coming Soon

"I only interlace my fingers when I'm

feeling messianic."

"I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man

cometh unto the Father, but by me."