In a rare, unguarded moment, Tony Blair's facial expression

revealed to the world his true opinion of George Bush.

If FDR Had Been George Bush

"You want frankness: I thought we would succeed quicker

than we did at Pearl Harbor. And I am disappointed by

the pace of success."

After a quick bit of sexy-sexy with Borat Obama, Andrea

Peyser, columnist for the New York Post, says she has

mixed feelings about the presidential possibilities of

the Senator from Kazakhstan.

"Can you believe it? We're on the first sheet of

Rupert Murdoch's roll of buttwipe."

The Harvester of Souls at Work in the Iraq Quagmire

Four-Day Sale at Albertsons!

Whole Croatians

Family Pack, Bone-In

Fresh, Never Frozen

Card Price: Only $4.99 Lb.

Carnivores Gone Wild

"The jury says it gave your client the death penalty because
your polka dot tie, striped shirt, and checkerboard coat hurt
 their eyes."

On his days off from the insane asylum,

Bruno Cirillo plays pro soccer.

Finalist in Red Carpet Jumping Competition

Buddhist Monks Crossing the Bridge to Oblivion

Japanese Cadets Accept Commander's Challenge to

"Walk a Mile in My Shoes!"

Said the Iraq Study Group: "Our ship of state has hit rough waters.

It must now chart a new way forward." So it struck one of the new

Skysails, saving thereby 15-20% on fuel costs.

Nursultan Nazarbayev, the President of Kazakhstan,

says just because Javier Solana has welcomed him as a

permanent resident of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum

doesn't mean he has given up his hunt for Borat the Defiler.

Why and how his ex-wife ended up in a shopping bag were

questions the former husband tried his best to ignore.

Sitting astride the Iraqi beeve, the little boy thought,

"Gee, the horns of this dilemma are the biggest I've

ever seen."

Mary Cheney to Bear Child Out of Wedlock;

Says Baby Will Be "a Bastard Just Like My Dad"

"Hey, this report is so short college students in the future

won't need to buy the Cliffs Notes version."

Alas, if bird flu doesn't get you, contaminated vegetables will.

What if wars could only be fought with pillows?