Jimmy the Pimp Denies He's a Covert Agent for the

CIA or an Operative in the Justice League of America

Being a leader or a follower implied movement.

And that was something Rick Moran's body

steadfastly resisted.

If you are an American and don't have

health insurance, you are here.

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Shuffler

Sure, PingPing was the world's shortest man,

but he could tell the 'Pull My Finger' joke

better than men much taller.

Sarah Palin to Add Library Wing to Lake Lucille

Estate to House Copies of Going Rogue Purchased

for $63,000 by Her Political Action Committee

The Unexpurgated Bible #31

"There is a time and a season for everything, including

bellyaching, howling, mewling, moaning, puling,

wailing, whimpering, whining and yowling."

Way back when, Lucy sensed the hominid evolutionary

journey had taken a wrong turn. But there was nothing

she could do about it.

When the Republican Party buzz turned to

privatizing Social Security, he was on it

faster than a fly on dog shit, so to speak.

You gotta admit deficit hawks are pretty scary.

Lloyd Blankfein's Cat

Nadeea Volianova is best known for her 'vocal stylings',

or so they say.

Man About to Auto-Flatulate Himself

If she truly believes the word, 'retarded', is irrelevant to

Down Syndrome children, like her son, Trig Paxson Van

Palin, why does Sarah Palin condemn Rahm Emanuel

for using the word in an entirely different context?

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #30
Right Wing News

"Guess what's for breakfast!"

A new study claims we can tell Democrats from Republicans

by looking at their head shots. If this is true, which party

would you say this politician belongs to?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #104

If he held a position in the world of human trafficking

analogous to the one he holds in politics, Frank Luntz

would be an importer/exporter of sex slaves.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #124

Bob Marshall