Chris Christie of the South

Chris Christie of the North

Bill de Blasio Campaigns for Mayor of 

New York City on NeoBeatles Platform

Rogers County, Oklahoma Bigfoot Hunt Ends

 with 1 Man Shot, 3 People Arrested, and 

0 Sasquatches Captured

"God, I'm a loser!"

"I know that, you dummy!  I'm omniscient!"

Greedheads Galore #33

Stephen A. Cohen

Rob Ford to Stay as Toronto Mayor, Will Cut Alcohol 

Consumption to Only Three Moosehead, Two Molson,

 and One Labatt Per Diem

Running for lieutenant-governor of Virginia on the 

Republican ticket, Bishop E. W. Jackson is claiming 

Barack Obama  will “force schools to start teaching 

all children homosexuality.”  Sounds unlikely, since 

courses in homosexuality are as hard, if not harder, 

than courses in solid geometry, and the flunkout 

rate is typically 90% or higher.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #143

Illinois Review

"Hey, buddy, where are you headed?"

"To a duel with Rand Paul.  I'm a

former English teacher and I hate

plagiarizers!"

Baylor University student body president Wesley Hodges

does not approve of homosexual behavior, but he does

approve of Baptist behavior.

"Like coal mining, plagiarism is a dirty business, 

but somebody has to do it."

"If I were willing to surrender my seat as a Kentucky 

Senator, I would challenge Rachel Maddow to a duel

for all the asparagus she has cast on my character!"

Southern Lady's New Book Expected

to Sell Poorly in Old Confederacy

Southern Belle Disses Republican Base in Yankee Newspaper

Hemp had changed her whole perspective on life.

I Am Curious (Yellow)

Official Snack Food of National

Dip Anything in Chocolate Day

Nation's Attention Span Shrinks Further;

Twitter Character Limit Lowered to 100

Cultured Beef

Uncultured Beef

The day the universe changed was the day Andrew 

Sullivan moved back to D.C. from New York Shitty.