Is Sarah Palin, as Michael Eric Dyson claims, 'the Jar Jar Binks

of the GOP'?

Warm Scuzzies #434

Dave Wilson

That Mullah Fazlullah is one handsome dude.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #529

Wayne Wilks

Dick Metcalf, Guns & Ammo Editor, Excommunicated from

 the Church of .357 Magnum Adventists

Blonde Joke Apologizes for Not Being Funny

Ted Cruz and the Shutdowners Refuse to Play on the 

Same Texas Stage as Barry O & the Usurpers

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "Chris Christie's egomania will hurt

him, but my egomania won't."

Serial Plagiarizer Leaves Moonies,

Joins Loonies

"I'm a WINO, not a RINO!"

Of all the excuses offered for The Cooch's defeat in

Virginia---he was underfunded, he was wounded by

Ted Cruz's government shutdown, he was a victim

of the gender gap---no one mentions that he is a

reverse-threaded bull goose loony that a plurality

of sane Virginia voters couldn't abide.

Warm Scuzzies #433

Chief Brandon Gigante

Coochie Man Loses His Hoochie

Would all you anti-plagiarism bullies

 please leave Rand Paul the hell alone?

Only five Colorado counties voted to secede.

Maybe they'll now merge with Kansas.

Election Night Verdict

Toronto Mayor Apologizes for Shopping for Neckties

After Smoking Crack

Toronto residents were relieved to learn

today that Rob Ford, their mayor, had

smoked crack while in a drunken stupor,

not while cold sober.

Bangladesh to Execute 152 at the Same Time, 

Throws Down the Gauntlet to Texas

Flag Desecration #70