Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts

Tweeting in Tongues

O Adam West, Where Art Thou?

Trump Showing Why East Is West and West Is East,

And Never the Twain Shall Meet

A wonderful bird is the pelican 

His bill will hold more than his belican. 

He can take in his beak 

Food enough for a week, 

But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

Orrin Hatch, Republican Poster Boy for Obamacare

 Repeal Secrecy

"I'll testify under oath, but I expect to be fed."

Trump Redecorates the Oval Office

"Damn you, Woody Woodpecker, damn you, damn you,

damn you!"

"OK, you sidewinder, tell me more about this

Billy Benedict Option!"

"Yes, I'm the Brain Surgeon-in-Chief, but I'm new at this. 

I'm learning as I go."

"I need loyalty, I expect loyalty," Trump said.

Kris Throbach Launches Campaign for Kansas Governor

Rabbit Waits for Roadside Assistance After Having Blowout

 Outside the National Centre for the Performing Arts in Beijing

"'Hung Parliament', not 'Well-Hung Parliament',

you Corbynite ruffians!"

"I am Marc Kasowitz, Predisent Trump's personal spelling-

impaired shyster."

Master Bloviator Blames Poor Thunderdome

Performance on Late-Night Baseball Viewing

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can definitively say 

the president is not a liar.”

Trump's Approval Bar Lowered to 34%

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #107

Billy Boucher

Headlines We Like to See #20

"Comey blasts White House for ‘lies, plain and simple’"