"Honey, it looks like our toilet paper 

order has arrived."

Kayleigh McEnany Flunks Field Sanity Test, Promoted to 

White House Press Secretary

What's the Matter with Wisconsin?

Trump's Daily COVID-19 Press Gaggle Added to List 

of 15 Surprising Things That Raise Your Blood Pressure

Did you know COVID-19 now has its own Twitter account and 

already has more followers than Donald Trump?

It's so apposite to celebrate a war which took the lives of 

620,000 soldiers in the middle of the COVID-19 epidemic.

Dose Up, Everybody!

Thomas Modly is what you get when you put a 

GODDAM INVESTMENT BANKER in charge 

of the Navy.

Remember 'featherbedding'?  That's when you

got paid for not working.

Thomas Modly Newest Member of the Trump

Administration's Olympic Caving Team

Breaks Old Record Held by Man Who Walked a Mile

for a Camel

The Gang of Five

What the world needs now more than ever is an

Alfred E. Einstein to devise a Grand Unified 

Conspiracy Theory.

Doctor Death

All Easter Merchandise Must Go!

Buy One Crucifix at Regular Price,

Get Two Free

Where Bad Grapes Go When They Die

When he wrote the lyrics of 'My Despicable Things', 

Thomas Modly was #1 on his list.

Waiting for Easter

Shhh!  If Trump hears this, he'll start bragging

about it.

Warm Scuzzies #916

Thomas Modly