Man with No Name Backs Mike Bloomberg, 

Wishes Trump Would Be 'More Genteel'

Nancy Pelosi Doing Her 'Dirty Harriet' Impression

"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 

interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of brown 

liquid that believes Trump's debate performance 

was 'definitely big league'."

"What's up with Eastwood being so down on pussy?"

"At 86, he probably doesn't remember the good old days."

Superannuated Member of 'Loudmouth Dick'

 Generation Berates 'Pussy Generation'

"Hey, Clint Eastwood, you use the phrase,

'Pussy Generation', as if being or having a

 'pussy' is something bad.  You must be a 

member of the 'Dick Generation'."

Chair Accepts Invitation to Talk to Clint Eastwood at

Republican National Convention

On Rick Perry's watch, 279 people were

executed.  They are going to make a movie

about it:  American Executioner, directed

by Clint Eastwood.

Critics are saying American Sniper is Clint Eastwood's 

best effort since he lectured an empty chair at the 2012 

Republican National Convention.

Clint Eastwood, Wife Split; "I Got Tired of Him Talking

to Chairs," She Says

Eastwood Upset with Empty Chairs in Congress; 

"They Just Don't Give a Damn!" He Says

"Is Clint Eastwood still talking to that empty chair?"

"Yes, according to his Gestalt Therapist, Clint is 

gradually working out his conflicts with Barack 

Obama by means of the 'Empty Chair Technique', 

developed by the late Fritz Perls."

Clint Eastwood Sez:  "If someone is dumb enough

 to ask me to go to a political convention and say 

something, they're going to have to take what

 they get."

"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 

interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of 

brown liquid."

The Man with No Name Conversing with 

The Chair with No Man

Great-Grandpa Rowdy Yates Endorses Mitt Romney

for President

Remember They Live? It's the movie

 where a right-wing drifter discovers a

pair of sunglasses that allows him to see

that liberal aliens have taken over the

 Earth and are making pro-Obama

Chrysler commercials with

Clint Eastwood.

"Go ahead, right-wing punk, diss my ad and make my day!"

Karl Rove Adds 'Clint Eastwood' to His '10 Things That

 Make Me Whine' Whiteboard

"Prime time for men is 35 to 45. Then they level off. And

if they're lucky enough to live to be as old as I am, let's just

say staying airborne is more than enough excitement."