The first thing you notice about Renaissance, Beyoncé's new 

release, is that it borrows heavily from disco and house.

Beyoncé Attacking Police Officers at Super Bowl 50

Joe Biden (Code Name 'Purple Hazer') Setting Up

Fog Machine for President Obama's SOTU; Krypton

Lasers to Be Provided Courtesy of Beyoncé and Jay-Z

Mike Huckabee says Beyoncé is 'mental

poison' which the Obamas have failed to 

keep away from their daughters.  

By contrast, his own daughter's daily diet of 

Popcorn Squirrel is credited with keeping

 her 100% Beyoncé-free.

Breaking News Mashups #7

'Beyonce Shocks World by Stealing

 Remnants of Buddha's Body'

Beyoncé's New Castroite Nipples Steal Show

Some are saying Beyoncé's cover of 'Bad

 as Iguana Be' was the highlight of the 

Superbowl halftime show.

"Whaddya mean you don't like

my iguana?"

Some called it 'Superbowl'.

Some called it 'Beyoncébowl'.

Some called it 'Blackoutbowl'.

Some called it a waste of time.

The Beyoncé Knowles robot is a 

perfectionist and practices until

its feet start leaking oil.

Honey Boo Boo

Star-Spangled Boo Boo

"Do you realize how much 'baby bumps' cost these days?"

Beyoncé Knowles is so talented. Here we see

her Bride of Frankenstein impression.