"Sorry for the delay in starting the debate, folks, but

my opponent, Governor Rick Scott, is apparently

afraid that the shit is about to hit the fan."

The McCain/Crist Airboat Enters

the Slough of Despond

"Charlie, I smell toast. Do you smell toast?"

Alan Mendelsohn, Republican Ophthamologist and Close

Crist Ally, Indicted in Eye-Popping Fundraising and

Lobbying Scheme

"Every time you wear Boss #6, Charlie, I know you
have something really big for me in mind!"

Is it live, or is it Charlie Crist?

"Tell the truth, Arnold! Skynet and the

machines are winning, aren't they?"

"Has anybody ever told you, Governor Crist, that you

look just like an Atlantic City croupier?"

McCain Endorses Crist's Endorsement of McCain

"Hey, no kidding, Jeb," said Charlie Crist,

Florida's Republican gubernatorial candidate.

"I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell

if I were seen in the same room with that

dipshit brother of yours."