'Netanyahu Backpedals on Two-State Comments', the 

headline read.  He had learned how to backpedal

as a child.

Woman Asks Governor Perry for Advice on

 'Mid-Cycle Cramping'

"Check Out Cycling Tips," He Advises Her

"Pardon me, but could you direct me

to the nearest velodrome?"

This Week on ABC's Wide World of Sports:
Sumo Cycling

After President Bush sacrificed his golfing career on

the altar of the Iraq War, he took up bike curling.

Sarko the Giant Selects His New Wife to Be

the Final Stage of the 2008 Tour de France

"Gott in Himmel, stop calling me 'Beans' Haussler!

My name is HEINRICH!"

The cyclist had been warned not to get too close to

Roger Stone, the GOP dirty trickster.

Lou Dobbs Trying to Outrun an Illegal Alien on ESPN

Gerolsteiner Cycling Team Says It Only Abuses

'Fun-Enhancing' Drugs

Alberto Contador Leads Discovery Channel Team to Victory

in the 94th Tour de Pharma

Did dope dope blood?

The faster he pedaled, the closer the creature

from Aliens seemed to get.

Picasso's Velocipede

They call it the Tour de France. But it's actually only an

excuse for grown men to play Follow the Leader.

Tour De Pinocchios Intersects Tour de France

Manufactured in Germany, the Velovisit is a

seven-person mobile conference room. While

you're taking care of business, you can tour

the city, get some exercise, and save on fuel,

all at the same time.