On even-numbered days, Trump called it

his 'deodorant'.  On odd-numbered days,

he called it his 'antiperspirant'.

No Sweat

"Yes, Tom, it's true: deodorant changes more 

than your smell."

The Politico Illustrated #30

'Boehner Mum on immigration plan'

Surprisingly, all it took to attain immortality was 

to press a button and spray under each arm.

According to a new study, 20% of men never use shampoo or

deodorant.  You'll be happy to know that Commander Bighair

is not one of them. 

Busty Angel Waiting for Godot

"Did you know that with Old Spice you can

experience a completely new fresh mansmell?"

Well, have you?

"Oh God! My Arm & Hammer Ultramax Deodorant
has let me down again!"

"OK, guys, where did you hide my Axe Dark

Temptation body spray?"

Something told Shane Watson his Right Guard Xtreme

Power Stripe Anti-Perspirant was letting him down.