"Orality:  the focusing of sexual energy and feeling 

on the mouth."

Ask Lauren about her Kobalt Blue Foam Kneeling Pad.

As someone has said, “The measure of a man is not 

so much how tall he stands but how low he kneels.”

Roger Stone Takes a Knee

He had heard the word of the Lord.

Roger Goodell Takes a Knee

Trump Takes a Knee

Proud of your knobby knees? Then you'll

want to pick up a pair of Jindows at

Nordstrom.  Only $95.

Since Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7", when the two 

are in the same room, Trump has agreed to stand on 

his knees and snivel.

Mike Huckabee to Have Knee-Jerk Surgery 

Over Thanksgiving

"You know, Father, all this praying is

blowing my knees out.  What about

you?"

"You know, Father, we're getting too

old for all of this kneeling business."

"Yes, Father, I blew out my knees

praying years ago."

His use of the 'Interlaced-Fingers-Over-the-Knee'

gesture was all it took to convince authorities that

Sean Hannity was not of this Earth.

When Bill O'Reilly recently said of Sarah Palin that she
was a 'good-looking woman, attractive, relatively young',
he obviously wasn't eyeballing her middle-aged knees.

It wasn't until Sarko the Giant attempted to

snatch Carla Bruni's purse that he noticed

how knobby her knees were.

Showing deference to Sarah Palin is sure hard on the knees.

The elbow is one of the hardest working, yet least

attractive, features of the human body. Scholars of the

human frame tend to rank it just slightly above or below

the unsightly knee.

March of the Knobby Knees