Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

Trumpniks Purloin Nightmare Elk During 

Stop the Steal Protest

Leaping Elk Deployed to Afghanistan to Bring Down 

Unsuspecting Taliban Helicopters

From Dinesh D'Souza's Photo Album

"When I say, 'I'm horny', it's not just a figure of speech."

Soccer-Loving Elk Show Solidarity with 

Occupy Ann Coulter Protesters

Drunken Elk, Smashed on Applejack, Rescued from Treetop

What Happens If You Get Too Horny