The More Things Change the More They Resemble

Jotto in 1955

Marxist-Lennonism More Contagious Than Delta Variant

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside 

of a dog it's too dark to read American Marxism.

GOP Passes Up Golden Opportunity to Blame 

the Marx Brothers for the January 6 Attack, 

Blames Nancy Pelosi Instead

How Anti-Vaxxers Avoid Detection on Facebook

Trump Says the Secret Word, Wins $100

Will Trump's next nominee to the Federal Reserve

Board be Captain Spaulding or Otis B. Driftwood?

“I don’t want to belong to any Federal Reserve Board 

that would accept me as one of its members,” an

embarrassed Stephen Moore once wrote.

Yes! We Have No Health Care Plan

The Admission Fee Was a Viper's Tongue

Sean Spicer Sez: “The President and a small group of people, 

including Vladimir Putin and Groucho Marx, know exactly

 what the Secret Word means.”

Groucho Marx Says He Would Prefer to Close His

Eyes When Kellyanne Conway Threatens to Enter 

His Field of Vision

Harold Bornstein, Physician and Groucho Marx

Impersonator, Sez: "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can

 state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual

 ever elected to the presidency."

Rufus T. Firefly Sez: "Gentlemen, Trump here may talk like 

an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he 

really is an idiot."

Would-Be Neophyte Refuses to Join

Any Fraternity That Would Have

Him as a Member

Pope Francis Exposes 'Marxist Problem' Inside

Catholic Church

Groucho and Chico Wondering Whether Harpo Would

Ever Have Time to Edit and Publish Volume IV of 

Das Kapital

Ever wonder what a Card-Carrying 

Marxist-Lennonist looks like?

“People recognize that there’s a fear that the United States

is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China,

the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union, the rise of

Freedonia, and they fear that President Obama will

whack $500 billion out of our military defense at a

time when we're fighting three wars."

Q: "Where did all the Tea Party protesters go?"
A: "Well, after they looked around and saw what a bunch
of wackaloons they all were, the Teabaggers decided,
as Groucho Marx once did, to never join any group
that would accept them as members."