Donald Trump says he'll start acting presidential pretty

 soon.  Too bad Fred Thompson is too dead to show him 

how it's done.

It's obviously time for Fred Thompson to start looking

presidential again and drive all the GOP pretenders

 from the field.

Just back from an extended stay in suspended animation,

Fred Thompson is saying that Rick Perry's chances for

the Republican nomination would improve if he would

stop campaigning and start acting presidential.

If Fred Thompson Had Been an Aggie Blowhard

with Big Hair

Fred Thompson Forgets to Release Memoir

"If you had any idea how much effort it takes for me

to hold up my hands like this, you might cut me a

wee bit more slack!"

Shipping Fred Thompson by overnight expresss to New York
in order to improve Doug Hoffman's chance of winning a seat
in the House of Representatives is like watching Lon Chaney,
Jr., mucking around in a Louisiana swamp in The Mummy's

Ghost (1944).

Huckabee Unloads on Romney and Thompson

If, as Fred Thompson says, being tortured builds the character

necessary for leadership, perhaps we should view Gitmo more

positively, as, say, an incubator for future world leaders.

District Attorney Arthur Branch is now being chided for
dragging his heels until it was too late to endorse Fred
Thompson for the GOP presidential nomination. Republican
strategists are now saying the DA's support may have made
all the difference in the battle for the White House in 2008.

Bets are now on as to how long it will take Jeri Kehn to dump

Grandpa Fred before she finds a new partner in

Great-Grandpa John.

"Does this mean, Fred, you'll announce this afternoon

that you're dropping out of the Presidential race?"

"Can't say for sure, Joe. You know I can't think that far ahead."

Fred Thompson Before He Took His Metamucil

Fred Thompson After

Fred Thompson's Road to the White House

"Fred's agreed to play Dives the rich man in the Christmas

pageant. How about you playing Lazarus, the beggar

covered with sores?"

Rampant Lion Finally Subdued by Fred Thompson Speech

Fred Thompson's attempt to prove he has fire in the belly for

the Presidency ended rather combustibly.

"Mr. Thompson, one observer has said you look like 'a Shar Pei

in a suit'. Would you care to comment on what that could

possibly mean?"

Fred Thompson says he didn't find it at all unusual

that the the plane he has been borrowing from

Philip Martin, a convicted drug dealer,

was piloted by Dick Dastardly.

Fred Thompson and Jeri Kehn to Star as Stanley

and Kay in Remake of Father of the Bride