Their Day Begins When Your Day Ends

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face Right Now!

Has the Trump 2020 Campaign Cortege visited

your town yet?

A person can't even decompose with dignity these days.

As President Dwight Eisenhower might have said, 

"We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted

 influence by the Mortuary-Funeral Home Complex."

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had

a tree in our yard for years."

Stefan Aarnio Sez:  "Before the feminist movement, 

women got to stay in a safe home and live a life of leisure."

What Hogan Gidley Does for a Living When He's Not

Lying to the Press on Behalf of Donald Trump

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #173

Ma & Pa Kettle Go to the Morgue

Geert Wilders, World Leader in the

Body Trade

The Utah Undertaker Sez: “Now, some of you may love 

affordable health care.  If you do, you are some of the 

stupidest, dumbass people I’ve ever met."

Jacob Wohl's face is his destiny. Being a funeral director

 is clearly in his future

Takes the Worry Out of Being Dead

How to Kiss an Undertaker

Funeral Home Fans Very Popular at CPAC 2015

Charleston, West Virginia Funeral Director Says Formalde-

hyde in the Public Water Supply Will Obviate the Need for 

Post-Mortem Embalming in His City

Little Known Fact #15

Cal Thomas has a part-time job

embalming embalmers. 

"If you think this job pays too much," says Representative

Steve Southerland (R-FL), "with those kinds of risks and

cutting me off from my family business, I'll just tell you:

This job don't mean that much to me.  I had a good life

in Panama City as President of Southerland Family

Funeral Homes and as founding partner of Genesis

Granite & Stone."

Still Life with Andrew Breitbart and a Funeral Home Fan

Don't Let Emotions Rule Your Funeral-Cost Decisions!