Smoking Gun Believed to Be a 

Big Tobacco Import

Disciples of Edmund Burqa

Does anyone know when they will begin construction on

the Gaza Wing of the Holocaust Museum in Washington?

OK, so Chuck Hagel could not have had a cozy relationship 

with 'Friends of Hamas', because that group didn't exist.  

But what about 'Friends of Hummus'?  It does.

Learning that Ben Shapiro had been punked by imaginary 

agents from the chimerical 'Friends of Hamas' gave Chuck 

Hagel a bad case of the Soopy Sads.

And it has prevented 421 of 1,500 rockets from striking

their targets, at a cost of only $50 million.

Hamas's endorsement of Obama carries about as much weight

as Lieberman's endorsement of McCain, analysts say.

Hamas Supporter Can't Sleep, Keeps Having

John McCain Nightmares

Are you in the market for a mask, but want to avoid a fashion faux pas?

Well, make sure you select one that is color coordinated with the rest

of your costume and, especially, one that brings out the best in your

gorgeous eyes.

This Palestinian woman couldn't decide whether to send

a Thank You note to Fatah or to Hamas for remodeling

her home. So she sent one to both.

"One night at a slumber party with my homeboys,

I fell asleep while trying to make shadow animals.

When I awoke, I had become the leader of Hamas, but

I still couldn't make a shadow rabbit worth a damn."

What Happened to the Government's Case Against the Holy

Land Foundation After Allah's Mighty Wind Blew into Town

Palestinian Theologians Debating the Koran

"Ali Akbar AK-47!"

"God is great. I bear witness that there is none worthy of

worship except God. I bear witness that Muhammad is the

Messenger of God. Hamas be damned. God is great."

Block Party, Gaza Style

Overnight, three Hamas militants had been trapped in

the web of the Eastern Quadrangular Spider.

What did the Palestinian Hamas supporter mean when

she declared, "Book'em, Danno!"?

Ismail Haniyeh, the Palestinian Prime Minister,

could tell it was just a matter of time before

he would have to join the Hair Club for Men.

Hamas leader, Ismail Haniyeh,

became the first mid-diatribe

hold-up victim in Gaza City.